I know I’m a nerd, but Jake is such a dork sometimes…

jakemead:

You Know You Sell Hood When…

1. You refuse to eat at a restaurant you know uses a competitor’s hood
2. You stop at certain PA turnpike rest stops because you sold the hoods for every restaurant there.
3. The first thing you notice when driving by a restaurant is the nice news fans mounted on the roof
4. You hear the word “Gaylord” and don’t immediately think of Ben Stiller in Meet the Parents
5. The cashier at Chipotle looks at you weird because he thinks you are taking pictures of the cook staff
6. You replace the lyrics to “I’m So Hood” with “I Sell Hood” when singing it to yourself.. or out loud
7. You sit close to the back of the house and try to see the hood when the waiters go in and out of the kitchen
8. You can’t make it through a dinner date without asking your girlfriend “I wonder what kind of hood they have back there”
9. You tell a work story and everyone stares blankly or just nods continuously because they still have no idea what you are talking about
10. You name your tumblr page “I SELL HOOD Y’ALL”